Rich and handsome. If only they’re not all married or are gay (thank you, Robbie, for this great liner).
We don’t really want someone TOO handsome though, right ladies? Who needs the extra pressure? But this guy right here, he’s perfect. Uh-huh, not too shabby at all! Oh and he’s rich all right. So rich that all your cares just melt away.
You know Meghan, don’t you? Yep. Ever wondered how she must be feeling now? With a bite of this cake, you can own that delicious thought, even if it’s for a while.